Dad Jokes Instagram Captions
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind. I won’t tell you it, it’s tearable.
What did the man say about his sick cat? He doesn’t think it’s feline well.
Why did the bear cub leave home? Because its dad’s jokes were unbearable.
What did the painter say to the wall? Don’t worry, I got you covered.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
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